Keep Calm & Stay Pretty

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

billcosplay:
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know, just when I started to lose faith in humanity

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know, just when I started to lose faith in humanity

vardaesque:

rheabekkahc:

What the hell is that fox doing?

probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm

vardaesque:

rheabekkahc:

What the hell is that fox doing?

probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

land0feuphoria:

littledepressionproblem:

morning-never-come:

AGREED, NEW TUMBLR  RULE #1: SEE LIV, REBLOG

R.I.P baby girl

I miss you so much baby, I can’t wait to speak to you again someday x

land0feuphoria:

littledepressionproblem:

morning-never-come:

AGREED, NEW TUMBLR  RULE #1: SEE LIV, REBLOG

R.I.P baby girl

I miss you so much baby, I can’t wait to speak to you again someday x